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brutal_priestess) wrote2009-08-20 04:28 pm
Fic: How Toshiko Sato Lost 30 Quid in One Day
Title: How Toshiko Sato Lost 30 Quid in One Day
Pairing/characters: Janto, Tosh
Rating: Pg-13
Warnings: M/M snogging, slight implications of voyeurism, fluff, silliness
Summary: All Tosh had wanted was to be able to make a pot of coffee….
Disclaimer: Characters belong to RTD, not me. No money being made.
“How Toshiko Sato Lost 30 Quid in One Day”
Tosh tossed her purse onto her workstation hastily. She had a lot of work to do and intended to pull an all-nighter. Her boot heels clicked sharply against the floor as she hurried to the coffee station only to find the machine cold and decanter empty. She felt guilty as she realized Ianto was probably at home and she’d no reason to expect freshly brewed coffee unless she made it herself.
Tosh stood on her tip-toes in order to open the cabinet and cursed softly as it resisted her efforts. It was locked!
“Oh honestly,” Tosh muttered irritably. As much as she liked Ianto, his audacity left her completely floored. As though he were the only one that could make coffee!
Tosh stalked down the hallway toward Jack’s office. By the time she got there Tosh was no longer angry but still hoped Jack might have a key. She rapped lightly at the door and frowned when she wasn’t greeted with the customary reply of ‘come in!’ The blinds were closed, too, which was sort of strange. Tosh tentatively tried the door and discovered it unlocked.
The first thing she heard was a small moan and bated breathing. Tosh’s eyes widened at what she was walking in on. It was no wonder Jack hadn’t answered her knocking. Ianto had him pressed against the window and was kissing him passionately. He had one of Jack’s hands pinned against the glass with their fingers intertwined intimately. By no means struggling to get away, Jack seemed content to let Ianto play the aggressor. His free hand was, however, cupping Ianto’s ass in a very proprietary manner.
Tosh gasped softly as her hand flew to her mouth in order to stifle the sound. She had no idea what to do: Clear her throat? Say something witty? Run away? It certainly didn’t help that she was getting pretty turned on.
Ianto broke the kiss in order to press his lips against the inside of Jack’s wrist. Jack’s grin was purely lustful as Ianto trailed open-mouthed kisses down his bare arm. Tosh began to panic as Ianto’s free hand began to unbutton Jack’s shirt. Ohhh…she needed to stop this. Yet she was riveted, all but rooted to the spot.
“Hmm, Ianto you are getting me so hot,” Jack sighed softly.
Ianto chuckled as he captured Jack’s mouth in a soft, lingering kiss. When he spoke his accent was strong and teasingly seductive, “I aim to please, Sir.”
“You always do, believe me,” Jack assured him huskily.
Tosh blushed and knew she shouldn’t stay silent any longer. Hearing their brief exchange had broken the spell of watching two extremely attractive men snog. She’d walked in on something she ought not to be seeing much less getting her jollies out of witnessing such an intimate display.
“Excuse me, sorry….” She trailed off awkwardly.
Ianto turned wide eyes to the third voice in the room. He blushed as Jack grinned wolfishly. Tosh swallowed hard, unnerved by Jack’s smile.
“What’s up, Tosh?” Jack drawled. He was completely nonplussed and his only concession to modesty was to move the hand resting comfortably on Ianto’s posterior up to settle along the small of his back.
“Er, I just wanted to make some coffee but the cabinet is locked. I don’t suppose either of you have a key?” Tosh spoke quickly.
Ianto sighed ruefully, “I’ll take care of it. How many cups then?”
“No,” Tosh shook her head, “I’ll take care of it. You’re…um, busy.”
Ianto turned a deeper shade of red with his embarrassment. Jack just laughed, disengaged his hand from Ianto’s clutches, and dipped his fingers into a pocket on his lover’s waistcoat. He tossed the keys in Tosh's direction. She caught them with only marginal grace, mumbled a thank you, and quickly left the office.
Tosh stood in the hallway for a moment, catching her breath. She wasn’t surprised when she heard the door being locked. Tosh sighed softly as she began to head back toward the coffee station. She slid open her mobile and pressed the button that speed dialed Owen’s number.
“’Lo?” Owen’s voice sounded thick from either sleep or drink.
“It looks like I owe you thirty quid,” Tosh couldn’t keep the grin off her face despite the fact she was losing money.
Finis.
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*facepalm* That's a horrific image. XDno subject
But so very true. :snickers:no subject
Nah, I mean he's just so gorgeous that there's no way that he can stay too depressed. It's like: "I'm immortal and lonely and I've done horrible things--but at least I'm sexy!"no subject
That's right, the sexy mother-fucking P-I-M-P!no subject
51 century pheremones ftw. He should bottle that shit. Wait...no....no subject
I always wondered about that. Did that develop because the birth rate dropped in the future and the pheromones came into play to ensure that the human race wouldn't die out?no subject
Oh who knows, although that's the best theory I've heard (though why they'd work with the same sex, I haven't the foggiest).
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Ah! There could have been a time where the X-chromosome was dying out, and women being born were becoming rarer. They could have developed a way for two men to conceive so they wouldn't become extinct.
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Or perhaps they effect a 21st century man differently?
Oh god why didn't I pay more attention to Dr. Who?
I do like the alien inbreeding idea.
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Interbreeding is the most likely scenario. Didn’t Jack grow up on another planet?
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Okay this was me watching Dr. Who back when Jack first appeared: "Oooh he's hot....Arrgh shut up Rose just shut-the-fuck-p!!!!" Yeah. Never much liked her.
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Yeah the ep with the creepy kids asking for mummy? Creeped the hell out of me, and was the first Dr. Who ep I ever saw. lol
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Was that the episode with the drawings?
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Yes! And the kids in the gas-masks, I believe it was set in WWII?
That icon! My world is complete now! <3
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Oh my god, first it took me forever to find a decent pic (the ones I realllllyyy wanted lead to broken links), then the text was such a pain. First it was too small, then the colour wasn't right, but I'd say it was worth the trouble. XD
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